Mike Gogettingly
Tips for the aspiring go-getter
Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Wednesday, July 27, 2022
Freelance Work
Over the past couple of years there has been an uptick in freelance work. The go-getter understands there is no need for this work; he was indeed stripped of his titles but was never jailed
Wednesday, October 2, 2019
How's it going? Please.
When waiting in a line, let's say to scan into the gym (gotta out run those problems, call back!), a pretty standard exchange is asking each other how it's going.
Gym Employee: How's it going?
Gym Patron 1: Good, you?
Gym Employee: Good
First of all guys it's going well. Second of all, the rest of that is fine. But the below is not okay:
Gym Employee: How's it going?
Gym Patron 1: Good, you?
Gym Employee: Good
Gym Employee: How's it going?
Gym Patron 2: Good, you?
Gym Employee: Good
Gym Patron 2 what are you doing? You just heard Gym Employee tell Gym Patron 1 they are doing good...even though they are doing well. Why not get some new information? The below is a much better exchange:
Gym Employee: How's it going?
Gym Patron 1: Good, you?
Gym Employee: Good
Gym Employee: How's it going?
Go-Getter: It's going pretty well. Do you think ketchup is an appropriate condiment for a hot dog?
Gym Employee: Good....wait, what?
The go-getter likes to learn new things about people. They also know that most gym employees don't have strong feelings regarding hot dog condiments. Most.
Tuesday, October 1, 2019
Out Running Problems
You can't out run your problems. Unless your problems move at less than like 6-7 MPH...then maybe you can. The go-getter runs regularly just in case they have some problems they can out run. These are almost always related to slow dogs.
Monday, September 30, 2019
Whine
It's rude to say "would you like some cheese with that whine" unless they have the goods to back it up. A go-getter won't say this unless they have cheese on them just in case the person would actually like some to go with their whine.
FUN FACT: The go-getter's annual cheese spend is nearly double that of the general population. This makes the dairy aisle a great place to recruit!
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Heat
Running at noon on a day it's supposed to hit 100 degrees is a mistake, one that probably shouldn't be made a third time. The go-getter leaves high noon to the Aaron Burr's of the world.
Monday, July 29, 2019
Vision
Let's say somebody, or somebodies, were mimicking your every action behind you. First of all these somebodies don't sound like some buddies but obviously it's nothing about which to get riled. In fact the go-getter wouldn't even notice as the go-getter never looks back, only ahead.
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